HOW DO I CHEAT THEE?

How do I cheat thee? Let me count the ways.
I cheat thee by voting out of my precinct.
I cheat thee by resurrecting dead people to vote.
I cheat thee by collecting ballots from nursing homes.
I cheat thee by buying voting systems not in compliance with law.  I cheat thee by not maintaining voter rolls.
I cheat thee by having outside vendors process absentee ballot requests and maintain voter rolls.
I cheat thee by having internet access on voting systems.
I cheat thee by not adjudicating votes according to law.
I cheat thee by illegally placing ballots in drop boxes.
I cheat thee by not maintaining chain of custody of ballots.
I cheat thee by not properly signing tapes.
I cheat thee by delaying court cases seeking redress of my cheating.
I cheat thee by overruling my own judgements.
I cheat thee by not advising when orders are signed so thee can appeal.
I cheat thee by not hearing in committee those who can speak to how I cheat thee.
I cheat thee by blocking bills in the House.
I cheat thee by not prosecuting those who cheat thee.
I cheat thee by suppressing thy vote by making it difficult for minor parties and candidates to get on the ballot.
I cheat thee by ruling in agreement with you but not giving the appropriate relief stated in my judgement.
I cheat thee to the depth and breadth and height that I can cheat.
I cheat thee.